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2/7/07

Kooky Astronaut's diaper on eBAY.

Less than 24 hours after being charged with first degree murder a further indignity has been heaped onto the plate of suspended Astronaut Lisa Nowak. Due to an oversight by an unnamed Orlando Police officer, the diaper worn by the accused murderer on her 900 mile odyssey to commit the alleged crimes has shown up on the auction site eBay. Orlando Police Spokesman Ken Bridley said the officer "threw the diaper into a trashbag after the woman's arrest because the urine soaked diaper was possibly contaminating crucial fingerprint evidence." The trash bag was then mistakenly cleaned up upon cataloging the evidence and the police lost track of its whereabouts.
It is not known if the item listed on eBay is the actual diaper but eBay has not pulled the listing at this time. The item has 14 bids and is currently priced at $12.50. It is described as a "used Depends adult diaper, swollen, wet and funky smelling, stored in a zip lock bag." Orlando Police are investigating.

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