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4/20/07

Kinky, Vile Sex in Tennensee? The Shame.

While the very thought may seem improbable, there is apparently kinky sex happening in Tennessee and unbelievably with PREACHERS no less. This according to Mary Winkler, who was convicted of voluntary manslaughter after shooting her husband to death with a shotgun. She testified she had to wear wigs and heels and even "slutty skirts for her husband." In this shocking case of abuse, she was also forced to watch pornography on her husbands computer.

" I just wanted us to make the filthy act through holes in our marriage sheets while praising Jesus our Lord and savior while creating more offspring to carry his glorious message to the world" she stated after her trial. " I am not a whore of Babylon!" she screamed angelically at reporters. "My husband soiled the word of the Lord God with his disgusting perversions and lusts."

Thankfully, the horrible nature of Mathew Winkler, her husband, did not appear to affect their children, one of whom testified he was a "wonderful father" at her mothers trial. When asked about her future plans Winkler stated she hoped to be an active figure in Prison Evangelical groups "teaching other women they are not at fault for the ugly lustful sin men bring to the world." At least two Egyptian fundamentalist Muslim groups have issued statements applauding her "heroic and morally correct actions" and one group had offered to remove her "vagina and dirty pillows to free you from your mortal chains." It is unclear if Winkler had a response to the offer.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

what comes out of your head! where it comes from I have no clue! You write well though.

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